those 10 seconds after your laptop dies when u just hopelessly stare at the dark screen
please stop sending me chain mail, it is 2013 and i have absolutely no need for this magnificently crafted armour
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall